Just like penises, sex toys come in all sizes. It's a good thing, too, because so do people's preferences. Keep in mind, though, that if big and hard are your thing, these qualities tend to be less forgiving in sex toys than they are in flesh and blood. It's something to consider in case your eyes are bigger than your, um, orifices.
The Top 5 Sex Toys for Size Queens
If you’re wondering how a super huge sex toy will logistically fit, self-pleasure is a good place to start. Bigger toys work best when vaginas have had a chance to warm up and reach their wettest potential. Fun fact: The vagina literally expands when it’s aroused. Remember, the more excited you are, the better. That’s a good general rule for both men and women. Also, don’t hold back when using lube. (Spit has no place parading as the slippery stuff.)
Like all sex acts, set a pace that works for you. Quickies are in no way suggested for toys that (literally) push you to the limit. Take deep breaths, stay relaxed and listen to your body. And if a toy is simply too big, it’s OK to hold off and try another day. Sex (toy) play is all about having fun, and although the idea of a monster-size cock may excite you, not every day is a good day to expand your horizons. If today is one of those days, though, here are a few great, big toys to consider.
b-Vibe XL Rimming Plug
This high-tech butt plug is a fave for interactive partner play. One person wears the plug, while another controls the wireless remote. What sets this girthy silicone plug apart from others is its rotating beads and vibrational patterns that create a powerful rimming sensation.
nJoy Pure Wand
This stainless-steel beauty is an unyielding beast. It’s one of the biggest and heaviest toys money can buy. It’s also pretty expensive, but nJoy products are worthy investments, IMO. Measuring a whopping 8” by 1.5” (the smaller side is 1"” in diameter), the dildo’s bulb hits the G-spot just right. Gentle pushing motions paired with a clitoral vibe create mind-blowing blended orgasms.
nJoy Pure Plug 2.0
nJoy took its popular stainless-steel plug and supersized it with its 2.0 design. From the second you open its signature fuchsia, satin-lined box, this alluring toy is all business. With plenty of lube and patience, it’ll pop right into place, ready for long-term wear or an ass-filling accessory during sex. The weight of this toy is what really sets it apart from others. It is significant - in a good way.
Fun Factory Big Boss G5
This is Fun Factory’s top-selling vibe – and for good reason. Its strong vibrations and ridged head fill the pussy and hit the G-Spot spot-on, making both clitoral and cervical orgasms possible. Bonus: This delight of molded manhood is waterproof.
Vibrating Inflatable Plug XL
This plug is LARGE, but also adjustable. Pick your perfect butt plug size! Here's something we don't see much: an inflatable silicone butt plug! The VIP (Vibrating Inflatable Plug) isn't just made of amazing, body-safe material. It also takes the idea of inflatable butt plugs above-and-beyond its usual design by adding powerful vibrations - and remote control! Vibrating, inflate, or deflate the plug - all from across the room! - with the help of this wireless remote control.
Ryn Pfeuffer is a versatile print and digital writer specializing in sex, lifestyle, and relationship topics. Over the past two decades, her work has appeared in more than 100 media outlets including Marie Claire, Playboy, Refinery29, The Globe and Mail, The Washington Post, WIRED, and Thrillist.
She adopted a pseudonym and was AVN’s (Adult Video Network) first female porn reviewer – while penning children’s books at the same time. More recently, she is the author of 101 Ways to Rock Online Dating (2019). She lives in Seattle with her rescue dog, Mimi. You can find her on Twitter @rynpfeuffer or IG @ryn_says