The Magic Wand Mini takes what's amazing about the full-sized Magic Wands and squishes it down into a more compact, portable size—making it ideal for travel and less so for intense at-home sessions.
The Vibratex Magic Wands.
Like all things in life, each version offers pros and cons that might help you determine the best wand vibrator for your bedroom.
Handy-dandy chart? Uh, yes, please.
Here are various other things to note from this sorta-scientific comparison:
- I've had my Magic Wand Original for an offensively long time—so long, in fact, that I put a silicone cover on its vinyl head for pictures because, after nearly 10 years, that head has become ugly and discolored.
- I've had the Magic Wand Rechargeable for about five or six years now. It has traveled across the United States and it's still in great working order. Not as shiny and white as the Plus and Mini, but it works fantastic.
- The Magic Wand Plus and Magic Wand Mini are both new to me within the last month—I got them just for this comparison.
Now, let's get this game show on the road and compare each of our contestants against seven crucial criteria—power, noise, size, weight, materials, control and battery life—to see who comes out on top as the best wand vibrator.
Round 1: Vibrational Power
I'm not going to bury the lede here; I'm going to assume every single person reading this primarily wants to know about the power differences between the top vibration intensity of all four massagers. So here it is:
The Magic Wand Original is the strongest—but it's essentially on-par with the Magic Wand Plus. Since both of them require outlet power to vibrate, that makes a lot of sense. (You will be tethered to the wall!)
But, frankly, if you handed me the Magic Wand Rechargeable and asked me if it was stronger, I could find the Rechargeable just as powerful as the Original and the Plus. It's freaky (honestly) how powerful the rechargeable is, considering it doesn't require outlet power to function.
Now, as for the Magic Wand Mini: It's less powerful and less rumbly. I can't figure out if that's because it has less surface area or because of its smaller motor size; but it doesn't have the same, deep vibrations of the Magic Wand Rechargeable. (It also doesn't feature the Original and the Plus' same deep, rumbly vibrations. But since the Original and Plus plug into the wall, I'm not sure they're a fair comparison with our baby Mini.)
The Vibratex Magic Wand Mini. That isn't to say the Magic Wand Mini is weak. It isn't. It's easily strong enough to make it one of the most powerful vibrators you own—and if we were comparing it to "normal" vibrators, it would win by a landslide.
READ: Pick Your Pleasure: 10 Steps to Choosing a Vibrator.
But when you compare it to the power tools of the vibrator industry, it doesn't shine as gloriously as the current Olympians do.
So, the Magic Wand Mini is powerful—and more than enough for virtually anyone to orgasm. But if you're one of the few who downright requires Magic Wand strength to consider the idea of orgasm, the Magic Wand Mini is likely going to fall short of your needs.
Also, now my bits and my hands are entirely numb from 40 minutes of playing "Which Vibe is Strongest?". Eek!
Round 2: Noise Level
Power isn't the only thing that matters with a vibrator—noise matters too.
And as someone who has read the comments sections of porn videos featuring the Magic Wand Original, the sheer noise of the Original can be distracting for people—assuming you're able to get the privacy to tolerate its intensity in the first place.
So, with that in mind, let's talk about how much noise each one of these massagers makes.
Let's get this out of the way first: None of these are going to be a good fit if you share a room with someone or if you're trying to use these vibrators in the same room as someone else. These just aren't public play vibrators. Power, in almost all cases, comes with some noise—and that's the case with the Magic Wands too. (The most powerful "super quiet" vibrator I know of would be the We-Vibe Tango X.)
Beyond that, your quietest option is the Magic Wand Mini. Possibly because of the smaller motor size, or because the vibrations are less rumbly, the Mini makes noticeably less noise than its full-sized counterparts. The noise it makes is on the "humming" spectrum of noise too—not the deeper rattling I get with the Plus and the Original.
You can get away with using the Magic Wand Mini in a room, under the covers, with the door shut and music/noise turned on. You could not do the same with the Rechargeable, Original, or Plus wand massagers. They just make too much noise.
(For example, while watching a movie with a partner on the couch, I turned the Mini on and let it sit on my lap. My partner didn't notice any additional noise—even when I asked them if they heard anything odd.)
READ: 9 Ways to Use a Wand Massager in the Bedroom.
Round 3: Size
Each one of the giant, hulking, full-sized Magic Wand vibrators represents some of the longest vibrators on the market.
The Vibratex Magic Wands.
While wand massagers, in general, tend to be some of the longest vibrators out there, the Magic Wands have always been some of the longest—especially as other manufacturers attempt to get the power of the wand into smaller, more compact forms. Most people tolerate the Magic Wand's gigantic size because of the power it provides; it isn't always a desired trait.
To put it in very clear terms, the Magic Wand Mini—the shortest and smallest of the vibrators—is about ten inches in length (9.6 inches to be exact).
The Magic Wand Rechargeable, Plus and Original each pop out at 13 inches in length—the Original is slightly longer because of the built-in cord at the handle's base. Thirteen inches is longer than my forearm (by a large margin). Honestly, measure out the length before you pick up a Magic Wand because the full-sized lengths will most definitely surprise you!
READ: 7 Things to Think About When Choosing a Wand Massager.
The Magic Wand Mini has a head diameter of 1.9 inches—which means it will cover slightly under 1.9 inches when pressed against your body.
On the other hand, the Magic Wand Rechargeable and Plus have a head diameter of 2.4 inches—something Vibratex has kept virtually consistent so all of the Magic Wand accessories can be used on any of the versions. This is a broad, wide head that can be used to pleasure multiple areas simultaneously—and can be especially useful when someone is clothed or their "exact" sweet spot isn't easy to ascertain.
The Magic Wand Original has a slightly slimmer head diameter of 2.25 inches—mostly because it's made of vinyl as opposed to the Plus and Rechargeable's plushier silicone heads.
Round 4: Weight
With this all in mind, I want to make sure you know: No one has ever claimed the Magic Wand vibrators are lightweight, easy-to-handle toys.
For accessibility purposes, if you have difficulty gripping and/or handling large/heavy objects, the Magic Wand Mini might be the clear winner right out of the gate—because the larger, unwieldy full-size versions can be hard to wrangle on a good day.
(Using sex furniture like the Liberator Axis can help make all of the Magic Wand versions accessible to everyone regardless of grip strength.)
The Original and Rechargeable are each over a pound—with the Original at 1.2 pounds and Rechargeable at 1.3 pounds. The Mini clocks in around 10 ounces—which is a much nicer, friendlier weight to wield.
The Vibratex Magic Wand Mini. These aren't nicely-balanced dumbbells either; the weight isn't perfectly spread across the length of the wand. Instead, I'd say 80% of the weight is located in the head while 20% is used for the plastic handle. This means Magic Wand vibrators can feel pretty unwieldy—especially if you're working against gravity (like holding the toy up against a standing person versus using it on someone who's lying down).
Keep that in mind for usage; grip strength will be a use concern—but so will wrist and rotational strength. As the vibrator head is where the majority of the weight is located, it can take some stabilization to keep the vibrator in place exactly where you want it.
READ: 9 Super-Hot Ways to Use a Wand Massager.
Round 5: Materials
All four of these vibrators feature the same design: a long, plastic handle capped off by a broad head at the tip (and the charging/power port at the base). The Mini version features the same style shrunk down into a smaller length.
While this plastic handle can get a bit slippery if you have lube or slickness on your hands, most people will find these vibes extremely easy to grip—especially the Mini. The buttons give a really nice resting point for my thumb (and feel second-nature) while the handle's slightly flared base ensures the vibe never slips through my fingers.
My only complaint about the plastic handle: Especially with years of use, I can definitely see grime build-up between the seams of the plastic handle on the Original. I need to use a toothpick and get between these seams to get the grime out. I'd say this is probably my only complaint; since the plastic handle shouldn't get near bodily fluids too often, this won't likely be a huge concern, but it will be a potential upkeep over years of ownership.
If you regularly share your vibrator with others, keep the Magic Wand's head material in mind when choosing between the four. The Mini, Plus and Rechargeable all have silicone heads which can be sterilized between partners. The Original has a vinyl head—but since the dawn of time, kinksters have been covering it with a condom to share it between areas. Just something to consider!
READ: Sex Toy Safety: A Guide to Materials.
However, if you regularly use silicone lube, the Magic Wand Original will be your BFF. The silicone heads on all the other massagers may not be compatible with your silicone lube of choice.
The Vibratex Magic Wands. From texture alone, I personally prefer the plushier feel of silicone I can get with the Plus, Mini, or Rechargeable. It feels smoother (no texturing, like the vinyl!) and nicer against my skin. It glides really nicely with a bit of lube, too.
Round 6: Controls
Round 6.1: Vibration Settings
When the Magic Wand Original launched back in 1968, it was launched with a rocker switch between "low" and "high." Just two, steady vibration settings. That's it.
(Fun fact: if you plug in the Original while that rocker switch is flipped one way or another, the Original will come to life and shake itself all over the couch while you die of surprise.)
As people wanted more options (mostly because even "low" is ridiculously strong!), Vibratex released the Magic Wand Plus—which has the Original's same design but with a removable cord for easier storage (it's not rechargeable!) and four vibration speeds.
Instead of using a rocker switch (which, now, didn't make sense for four vibration options), the Magic Wand Plus used embedded silicone buttons which make a beautifully satisfying "click" when pressed in. It features one power button, one "up" button and one "down" button. A corresponding LED light shows you what power level you're on.
The Vibratex Magic Wands. When Vibratex released the Magic Wand Rechargeable, however, they mixed it up a bit. The Rechargeable uses these same, satisfying buttons—but it also features multiple, patterned vibration modes. So, the Rechargeable has four steady vibration intensities and four vibration patterns to explore. Each one of the Rechargeable patterns is at a set intensity; you can't adjust the intensity of each vibration pattern. You get what you get.
Despite the Rechargeable's button structure looking similar to the Plus', it's different when you get it in your hands. It has the same power button—but gone are the up and down buttons. Instead, the Rechargeable features one button for steady vibration and one for patterns. Single-press either of those buttons to scroll through the four different options of each. The LED light sticks around with the Rechargeable too—only, with this one, the light turns green when you start to explore the pattern options.
The Magic Wand Mini appears to have gone back to the Magic Wand Plus' roots—it's equipped with three steady vibration levels and zero patterns. It uses the exact same control structure of the Magic Wand Plus, too: one power button, one up button and one down button with a corresponding LED light that shows you what vibration intensity you're currently on.
None of these are great (or bad!) in their own right; it all depends on what you want to use your vibrator for.
If you want patterns, the Magic Wand Rechargeable is your only option. And if you regularly drag (or press) your vibrator onto the ground or against another body, I'd caution against the Original because movement could flip the vibration switch accidentally.
READ: How to Use a Magic Wand: Secrets from the Sexperts.