Get Sexy on Etsy: Top Shops for Handmade Bedroom Goods

Etsy is tops for all things handmade: jewelry, clothing, custom gifts, and every kind of art imaginable. However, Etsy bedroom accessories have earned a bad rap. In fact, we're pretty sure the #regretsy tag, given to questionably-crafted homemade Etsy fare, was created after users stumbled upon too many Play-dough dildos.

Just like at any craft fair, it takes a bit of digging through piles of re-sale junk and gingham quilts to find the good stuff. A bit of browsing reveals on Etsy stellar lingerie, BDSM accessories, and funky, body-safe sex toys made by passion creators. We've taken the guesswork out of Etsy bedroom shopping with our list of the best shops for one-of-a-kind sexy goodies.

Lovecrafters Toys

Indulge your geek fetish with silicone creations straight out of a sci-fi novel. Taking her shop name from famous British horror and science-fiction author H.P Lovecraft, toy maker Chae specializes in nerdy works of insertable art. Colorful, bumpy Cthulhu tentacles and Daleks a la Dr. Who are Chae's signature pieces. You can even buy your favorite dessert in dildo form. Ever dreamed of getting it on with a delectable piece of cake, or popping a chocolate-covered strawberry between your cheeks? Neither did we, until we stumbled upon the adorableness of Lovecrafters' blueberry cake dildo and strawberry butt plugs.

Strawberry butt plug from Lovecrafters Toys

LVX Supply

BDSM accessories have become the new bedroom basics, but there's nothing ordinary about LVX Supply's stunning creations. Their hand-crafted leather cuffs, collars and body harnesses bring an air of gorgeously rugged-yet-modern design to the bondage arena. Meticulously fine-line engraved wooden paddles, decorated with ancient swirls, crescent moons, and mystical creatures, are absolute game-changers. Your fuzzy cuffs will hide in shame next to these works of superior craftsmanship. We dare you not to drool over LVX's incredible art pieces, even if BDSM isn't your thing.

Sunflower Spanking Paddle from LVX Supply

JANMAR Beds and Bondage

Quality, high-end accessories have been a staple of the fetish lifestyle community since long before "Fifty Shades of Grey" brought them mainstream. Master woodworker Jan Maartensen's BDSM furniture and kinky beds are a nod to high-end fetish play. Classic dungeon staples, like the St. Andrew's Cross, are brought to life in lush, dark stains on solid wood. The bondage beds even feature an incognito mode, with hidden drawers and removable restraint pieces. However, don't blame us if your guests figure out the real use behind that bench with the head stock you stashed in the guestroom.

A queen-sized bondage bed from JANMAR

Restrained Grace

Just because you're a lady in the streets doesn't mean you can't be a freak and a lady in the bedroom. Restrained Grace crafts super-girly objects of submission for the modern femme. Shop owner Miss Annie has a knack for adding a touch of class to collars of slender leather, pearls, and 14k hardware. Her day wear designs blend seamlessly with this year's brushed metal and rectangular charm necklaces. Annie's tiny Kitten and Princess bracelets make the most adorable additions to your jewelry collection. Pair them with the Slut necklace and a Daddy's Girl ring for a secretly submissive statement.