Beating the Bishop

Updated: DECEMBER 28, 2016

Beating the bishop is a slang term that refers to male masturbation. As in choking the monkey, it likely involves intense horniness. The “beatings” can be fast and furious. Typically, a hormonal teenage male will beat the bishop more often than a man with a regular sexual partner. It is natural and nothing that should cause embarrassment.

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Sex is healthy and beating the bishop can also be healthy. Moderation is key. Males, no matter how young and horny, should not let their lives revolve around masturbation. There are other fulfilling things to fill one's days. Beating the bishop once a day is likely enough. It's like giving one's self an hour each day to let go and relax.

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