6 Signs That Fancy-Ass Vibrator Is Worth the Price

A quick look around the internet makes it clear that sex toys have definitely gone mainstream. These days they are way more abundant and accessible than they were even a decade ago. As sex toy popularity has risen so has quality and image-consciousness, with more brands than ever aiming to create a spa-like experience for your genitals. But with such a huge range of toys at different price points, how do you know what’s worthwhile and what’s the emperor’s new vibrator? In short, how do you know that fancy-ass vibrator you have your eye on is worth what it costs? Deluxe and swanky are great, but when it comes to sex toys, substance rules. Here are some things any high-end vibrator should deliver.

It Does What It’s Supposed to Do WELL

Cardinal “not worth it” toy sin? Having one speed/setting. What is up with that?! A proper luxury toy will offer multiple speeds (I prefer a sliding scale of steady vibration speeds myself) and usually different settings and patterns. The new O Wand features seven adjustable stimulation modes and four vibration intensity settings. That’s the kind of variety you want to see in a luxury toy!

Additionally it will have POWER. Now, I understand not everyone wants their toy to be a jackhammer but a powerful motor is a hallmark of a worthwhile vibrator. You may not use that strongest setting but you want a motor that has the power to deliver. If vibrate is what your toy is designed to do, make sure it does it well.

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Over the last couple of years, the list of cool toy features has grown exponentially. From the practical: submersible toys that allow for use under water, travel locks that ensure your suitcase won’t come buzzing around the baggage carousel; to the luxurious: undulating motions mimicking the famed “come hither” motion for G-spot stimulation, warming elements to heat up your experience in more ways than one, to the delightfully freaky: lay an alien egg inside you, anyone? The upshot is that part of what makes a toy worth the investment is its ability to keep you happy and amused. Look for features that you find convenient and fun.Someone Clearly Put Some Thought Into It

From the design of the toy- Does it feel good to hold? Does it makes sense anatomically? - to the experience of unwrapping the product - Is the presentation attractive? Is the packaging sturdy? - a toy that's worth its price tag should feel like someone put thought into it.

Look at the design of the toy. Does it look good? Awesome. Hold it - like, actually hold it in your hand. Does it feel good? For example, the O Wand has an ergonomic handle designed with comfort in mind. Now, does everything line up? When you hold it in a way that feels comfortable, do the vibrating parts hit where you want them to? Fabulous! Simple questions like that can give you some insight into how well thought-out a toy is.

When it comes to packaging, a luxe feel and stylish look can enhance the user experience, especially when it includes quality educational materials and bonus items like a carrying case for the toy.

When looking for a luxury toy, know what you want, what you can expect, and what you should look for. Remember, though, that it takes more than a big price tag to make a good toy, so keep your eyes out and make sure the fancy toy you have your eyes on is both worth the price and right for you.