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Fun for the clitoris, nipples, and penis—and anyplace else your (or your partner’s) body desires. It’s the perfect toy for experimentation, created to help you discover new pleasure points without the numbness that vibration can sometimes cause. Choose from three models: Zumio S features a short, more bulbous tip for lower intensity and slightly broader stimulation. Zumio X offers a narrower, firmer, longer medium-round tip for more intensity. And the Zumio E, with a curved rigid stem and small rounded tip that rotates elliptically, offers the most intense sensation. If you’re looking for something unlike either of you have ever felt before—well, you just found it.
We-Vibe Vector
The We-Vibe Vector is basically the prostate’s dream come true. It’s a waterproof, whisper-quiet vibrating massager designed for dual stimulation. Think gentle pressure and low, rumbly vibrations from the outside, targeting the perineum and directly massaging the prostate on the inside.
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A hands-free, app-and Bluetooth-enabled toy that’ll give you orgasms like earthquakes. Fun to wear during penetrative sex, for the sensation of giving and receiving all at once. Also fun as an extra treat during oral, or during a self-pleasure session with your playmate controlling the vibe. Waterproof, made of silicone, with 60 minutes of play per charge. Be sure to hydrate, just saying.
Spareparts Harnesses
Spareparts Harnesses are about to change your mind about harnesses; these are comfortable, versatile, durable—and a reflection of your personal style and specific sexual energy. They have something for everyone, and a style for every body shape and size! The Tomboi II boxer brief is super versatile: a double harness that allows for double penetration; it’s cleverly designed with a packer pouch and pockets so your bullet vibes and condoms will always be handy. Available in sizes XXS-5X. The Joque is a two-strap harness with a stretchable O-ring to accommodate different-sized dildos; it also features internal pockets for bullet vibes.
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Sasha and Bella are for lovers of lingerie; adjustable side ruching and ribbons give you the option to wear them as boy shorts or high-cut panties with a little peek-a-boo of rear cleavage. Both feature removable garters and internal mini-vibe pockets. Made for dildos 1.25 to 2.25 inches in diameter. Available in S-XL, the Bella also has a plus-size 1(X-3X) option. Add one (or more) of these to your go-to collection, or finally give in to your pegging fantasy. If not now, then when?
Vixen Creations Dildo
Vixen Creations Dildos are the gold-standard, made of 100% platinum hand-poured silicone. They won’t degrade, they’re non-porous, so they’re easily sanitized and extremely hygienic. Besides that, they’re gorgeous, flexible, and have that too-real (too rare) quality of absorbing and retaining body heat.
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Their Vixskin line is our top pick—designed with two layers of silicone: soft on the outside, firmer on the inside, for that “as good as the real thing” feeling. The company offers a lifetime warranty, and these beauties come in a large, wide, hefty, girthy range of sizes and skin-tone colors—plus neon, rainbow, marble, and glittery colors. One sided, two-sided, suction cup, and Magic Wand attachments. Double up with a Spareparts harness, and don’t blame us if you’re both suddenly tempted to call in sick and spend all day in bed.
Whichever toy you end up going with this holiday season, we hope it brings you both ample amounts of naughtiness and niceness!