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Sex Toy Review: Nexus Revo Extreme
Published: JUNE 19, 2020
| Updated: JULY 27, 2020 05:16:54
In the words of my mumbling submissive after working himself into his second hands-free orgasm with the Revo Extreme, “It's so good. I'm never losing this. A+ from me.”
Nexus is never one to skimp on pleasure, and the Revo Extreme is equipped with an automated rotating head as well as a vibrating motor in the base. Rounding out your spoiled prostate experience, the Revo Extreme is remote-controlled, waterproof, and fully USB rechargeable. And, if you'll let me brag, it was also responsible for a hands-free orgasm - even on the first time that we tried it.
Gone are the days are the standard plastic prostate toys! Welcome in the future prostate stimulation tech!
The Sheer Size of the Nexus Revo Extreme
Well, prostate massagers have never come in a size this big. I own a whole lot of prostate massagers, and this is just jaw-droppingly large compared to the rest of them. Despite seeing the "2.13 inch width" notation on the product listing, physically holding the prostate massager makes it more-than-obviously-clear how darn large this prostate massager is.
It. is. very. large.
Don't overestimate your ability to use a prostate massager this thick. You can hurt yourself trying to insert something that's too large, and even for my self-proclaimed “size slut” of a partner, this still took a ten-minute warm-up to insert.
If your body does enjoy products of this size, your time has finally come: a prostate massager especially designed for those of us who identify as "size royalty (kings/queens)". A massager of this size is pretty much unheard of in the prostate massager community, and for those of us who have been trying to get prostate stimulation from dildos and other toys, your turn is finally here.
It's important to note that the stated measurement of the Revo Extreme is exactly how thick it is. It does not mess around in the thickness department.
While the head of the Revo Extreme is a little squishier (mostly to allow the toy's tip to rotate), the middle part of the shaft and anything lower (towards the base) is 100% rigid. There's no give in this silicone prostate toy at all, so when you're determining if this is a good fit, ensure you can slip in the exact dimensions of this "extreme" toy.
It will feel exactly as thick as it is. If you've played with plastic toys in the past, expect the rigidity of the Revo Extreme to feel similar to your plastic toys.
Powering the Nexus Revo Extreme
Most remote-controlled toys on the market feature a rechargeable sex toy - while the remote, itself, still requires batteries. Not-so with the Revo Extreme pair. Both the remote and the prostate toy are fully rechargeable, and they charge via the same cord. The cord only has one charging space, so you have to charge each one separately, but the only time you'll likely mind that is during the initial charge when you're eager to use the toy before that first play. After that, it's pretty simple to switch out the toy for the remote and ensure both stay charged.
I am also absolutely astounded by the sheer battery life of the Revo Extreme. TEN FULL HOURS?!!? WHAT?!?! (It really does deserve the capital letters of excitement.) That's literally unheard of is in the world of sex toys - especially remote-controlled ones.
You could wear this during a full work-from-home day - and have time to spare - with ten hours. You could probably beat a world record of longest prostate stimulation session with ten hours, honestly. It's just virtually unheard of it - and probably a bit over-the-top for most people.
I'll never use it for ten hours, but knowing that it's designed to last ten hours gives me a lot more confidence bringing it into sex sessions where I expect to be there for a couple of hours.
You'll have to "pay" for that ten hours of playtime with a bit-longer charge time, though. The Revo Extreme and remote-buddy each require three and a half hours of charge to hit full. As most people likely won't let this one fully discharge (I tend to charge my toys after each use to ensure they're always ready), you'll likely never need to use the full three and a half hours.
Let's Talk about Remote-Control
Poke a few buttons, and the Revo Extreme will connect to its remote. (It's as simple as pressing the power on both of them and making sure they're both on.) This slender remote makes it easy to control the Revo Extreme without contorting yourself into a pretzel to hit the buttons on the base of the plug.
The remote has three buttons: power, vibration, and rotation. Individual buttons for each function make for easy control of this silicone prostate massager. Instantly increase intensity, decrease intensity, and turn things off at the press of a button. I gotta admit: it's pretty handy, and it makes playtime flow even better - especially when solo.
The remote control does a great job of connecting and reliably giving its commands – when in the bedroom. When you're looking at naked bodies and same-room control, it works flawlessly. It has yet to miss a command like that.
When you add in clothing or walls, though, the remote control stumbles. As long as you plan to use the remote for in-bedroom play, you'll be more-than-pleased. It just doesn't make a good friend to public play.
And the Not-Remote Control?
Don't want to fuss with the remote? That's cool. The Revo Extreme has two buttons on the base for simple-as-pie control. One button controls the vibrations while the other button controls the rotations. That's it.
The buttons light up when the toy is turned on which makes it a bit easier to find the buttons - especially for partnered play.