Abominable pants worm is a humorous colloquial term for penis. It is an extension of the similar term pants worm, which plays upon the name of the mythical creature, the Abominable Snowman. Just as the Abominable Snowman is portrayed as a humanoid-figure larger than the average person, an abominable pants worm is typically larger than the average penis.
The penis is sometimes referred to as an abominable pants worm because, like the worm, it has a long shape. It also “worms” its way inside the body of the man’s partner during sex.
As abominable pants worms are typically larger than the average penis, this sex can be difficult and even painful. Spending time enjoying foreplay and using a commercial lubricant can make sex more pleasurable. Going slowly, making shallow thrusts at first before going deeper, can also make sex easier. The right position is also key. Men with an abominable pants worm will find the cowgirl position, and other positions that allow their partners to take control, will work better.
