Wood Rocket

If you've been around the adult industry, you've probably heard of Wood Rocket. This fun adult entertainment company turned the idea of "serious" porn on its head! From their odd and hilarious adult parody films to their fun, lighthearted approach to sex, Wood Rocket changed what traditional "porn" companies looked like.

And now, Wood Rocket is taking that same approach to adult merchandise with their Wood Rocket Products line! From spanking paddles to gift bags to jewelry to coloring books, these are unique designs you won't find anywhere else. If you love tongue-in-cheek and downright weird toys and gifts, Wood Rocket is one of the first brands we'd recommend. 

Looking to gift a spanking paddle for the partner who has everything? The Daddy Paddle or "Champain" paddle will stand out in any toybox!

Looking for a way to relax that feels a little more "adult"? We'd probably recommend the Dirtiest Christmas Coloring Book Ever.

No matter what you choose, our Wood Rocket Products will put a smile on your face and make you rethink what "gag gifts" have to look like.

Not sure what's best for you? You can always reach our expert help here.

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Front cover of the Dirtiest Christmas Coloring Book Ever coloring book. | Kinkly Shop
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Front side of the Wood Rocket Champain Paddle. It looks like a traditional green bottle of champagne with a green "bottle" and gold accents. Text on the paddle reads: "Champain. Poppin' Bottoms. Champain. Extra Brutal. Sparkling Whine." Wine is spelled with an H to complete the pun. | Kinkly ShopBackside of the Wood Rocket Champain Paddle. It's a deep emerald green aside from the etched, gold "Wood Rocket" emblem near the base. | Kinkly Shop
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The Wood Rocket Pornstar Playing Cards box shown next to an example of one of the playing cards inside of the deck. | Kinkly ShopBackside of the Wood Rocket Pornstar Playing Cards. | Kinkly Shop
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Front side of the Wood Rocket Daddy Paddle. The paddle is a shiny, shimmery gold except for the words "DADDY" which are written in large, bold letters throughout the entire paddle. | Kinkly ShopBack side of the Wood Rocket Daddy Paddle. The entirety of the paddle is the shimmery gold material except the "Wood Rocket" logo which is etched into the paddle in black. | Kinkly Shop
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Marijuana Leaf Earrings from WoodRocket | Kinkly ShopA red-headed person wears the Marijuana Leaf Earrings in their ears. It shows that the design is relatively small compared to ear size but still very visible. | Kinkly Shop
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Wood Rocket Wood Rocket Pronoun Keychain
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Wood Rocket Wood Rocket Fuck You Paddle
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Wood Rocket Wood Rocket Hot Ass Paddle
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Wood Rocket Pin Elephant Torch
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