"I want to write a book on sex. It will be filled with phrases like "Uuuhgh yeeeaaaah," and "Ooooh that's it," and "Whose hands are those?" - Jarod Kintz, "Love Quotes for the Ages, Specifically Ages 18-81."
"I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?" - Jess C. Scott, "Wicked Lovely"
"We lie in each other’s arms, eyes shut and fingers open, and all of the colors in the world pass through our bodies like strings of fire." - Marge Piercy, "Colors Passing Through Us."
"Hate to sound sleazy/ but tease me / I don’t want it if it’s that easy." - Tupac, "Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.AZ."
"'You should shower,' I said, 'Right now.'
'I smell bad?'
Actually, he smelled that good." - Becca Fitzpatrick, "Hush Hush"
"It should've been illegal for a man to walk around like that without some sort of permit." - Julie James, "Something About You"
"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand." - Mae West
"I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me." - Tallulah Bankhead
"All masculine, hard-bodied and sensual, he was a deadly weapon sent by the gods to drive women mad, and a walking billboard for all things wicked and carnal. Orgasms! Get your orgasms here. Hot and juicy! Just how you like 'em!" - Lisa Sanchez, "Eve of Samhain"
"She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go." - Dorothy Parker
"Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right." - Woody Allen
"I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." - Woody Allen
