If you've been around the adult industry, you've probably heard of Wood Rocket. This fun adult entertainment company turned the idea of "serious" porn on its head! From their odd and hilarious adult parody films to their fun, lighthearted approach to sex, Wood Rocket changed what traditional "porn" companies looked like.

And now, Wood Rocket is taking that same approach to adult merchandise with their Wood Rocket Products line! From spanking paddles to gift bags to jewelry to coloring books, these are unique designs you won't find anywhere else. If you love tongue-in-cheek and downright weird toys and gifts, Wood Rocket is one of the first brands we'd recommend. 

Looking to gift a spanking paddle for the partner who has everything? The Daddy Paddle or "Champain" paddle will stand out in any toybox!

Looking for a way to relax that feels a little more "adult"? We'd probably recommend the Dirtiest Christmas Coloring Book Ever.

No matter what you choose, our Wood Rocket Products will put a smile on your face and make you rethink what "gag gifts" have to look like.

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