Innocent Loverboy ("ILB" for those wishing to conserve precious
keystrokes) is a blogger from London
who thinks that, because he's a boy, knows what words mean and is
actually quite nice when provoked, he's somehow able to write a
Despite the fact that this hasn't worked since 2007, he still manages
to smash his keys into some semblance of order and blogs about things that (only) he thinks are sexy, things
nobody (except him) thinks are funny, and his irregular attempts to have sex, some of which have even been successful. At some points, his blog has even veered dangerously close to being something you may actually wish to read.In his spare time, he eats cake. He is, in fact, the King of Cake, so this is his duty.