Epiphora has a very discerning vagina. For 10 years, she has been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet. Her popular blog, Hey Epiphora, is filled to the brim with relentlessly honest sex toy reviews, matter-of-fact masturbation journals, industry critiques, and sex blogging tips. Highly trusted and well-known for her snarky style, she is the antidote to the coy, euphemistic sugar-coating that plagues bad sex writing. Many loyal readers entrust their future orgasms to her, and she does not take that honor lightly.
As a trusted voice in the sex toy landscape, Epiphora has been published in Best Sex Writing of the Year, Volume 1 and Storerotica, featured in Playboy, Slate, VICE, Bitch, and XBIZ Premiere magazine, and quoted in Tristan Taormino’s book, The Secrets of Great G-Spot Orgasms and Female Ejaculation. When not smashing out paragraphs for her blog, she can be found inhaling coffee and working on the floor at a local sex toy boutique.