Fucking Machine

The current state of mass production, distribution, and greater acceptance of sex products might lead some to believe that fucking machines are a new invention. That isn't the case. The idea of self-propelled penetrating sex toys is something that has occupied human imagination for years.

Before small motors were possible, people crafted sex furniture that propelled dildos via spinning wheels or steam power or simply through rocking motion. Fucking machines are also a popular choice among DIY hobbyists. By either adapting existing power tools, such as reciprocating saws, or designing your own, fucking machines can be built at home. The Coen Brothers’ film Burn After Reading featured an obsessive George Clooney building something secretly in his basement, a truly big deal. It turned out to be a fucking machine.

Example of a fucking machine.
Pictured: Lovense Sex Machine.

Two things to keep in mind when considering buying a fucking machine: cost and storage. First, fucking machines range in price greatly. Some are relatively inexpensive, while others cost hundreds and even thousands of dollars. As with other products, price does frequently signal better quality, however, with other sex products, price and pleasure from features and usage are not always correspondent. Any potential purchases should be thoroughly researched to ensure you are buying a machine that is right for you. The best known brands include Motorbunny, Hismith, Cowgirl, and Sybian.

Due to the popularity of sex machines alongside their cost-prohibitive price tags, thrusting vibrators have become a popular alternative for those looking for automated movement. This article explores the differences between thrusting dildos and sex machines.

Which brings us to storage. Many fucking machines are not small devices that can be easily stowed in a bedside table. Some are, more correctly, sex furniture that will require a decent amount of space. While it is easy to take your chances trying out most types of dildos, vibrators and masturbators, and then shoving the less enjoyable ones to the back of a drawer, a collection of lesser or unused fucking machines will need space!

As with many other penetrative sex toys, it is highly recommended that lubricant is used—and reapplied frequently and liberally—while using a sex machine, particularly during anal penetration. The repetitive thrusting can break down the viscosity of the lube quickly and create friction, resulting in discomfort and potential tearing.