Two of Our Favorite Celebrations Are on the WayMay isn't just National Masturbation month, it's also National Bike month and one Oakland, California, adult retailer, Feelmore, joined with a local bike delivery service to offer delivery of online orders to the local area. I don't know about you, but having a hot bike messenger show up to my house with a new sex toy just might be my dream afternoon. I wonder if they can stop by and pick me up some ice cream on the way over? Cyclists who want to shop for their toys in person can bring their bikes to the store and enjoy 10% off as well.
And if you are just wanting to celebrate Masturbation Month without the bike, may I suggest this new gadget by Fleshlight. It's called a Phone Strap, and attaches your mobile device to your thigh so you can keep your hands free while you watch, well, whatever you watch when you need your hands free.