Holiday greetings everyone! I hope you are enjoying whatever wintery type holiday you celebrate! If you are in Chicago, you should take the kids to Winter Wonderfest where, apparently, they celebrate by sending anyone 36 inches or taller up into a snow woman's vagina. Now that we've got your attention, here are some of the other top sex stories this week.
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Weird (Stupid) Sex Laws

i09 just published a map of weird sex laws. I can't help but wonder why Oklahoma would need to make a law prohibiting bar owners from allowing simulated animal sex. Or California to outlaw the selling of boobie pillows within 1,000 feet of a highway. There are probably great stories behind those laws, right? Go ahead. Click on through. I know you are curious to know how many laws you've broken.

Festive "Muffstaches"

For those who are looking for ways to support a good cause in a fun, sexy way, The Muffstache Calendar has hit it out of the park! Yes. It is, indeed, just what it sounds like: 12 pin-ups with pubic coifs. *I die* All proceeds go to Planned Parenthood's cervical screening program. I'm pretty sure this was the best idea of 2013.

When Sex Sends People to the ER

Because sometimes horribly embarrassing sex accidents need to be reenacted on national television, Discovery will be debuting it's new show, "Sex Sent Me To the ER" on December 28th. I know I'll have to watch it. At least once. ABC did a little precap of the show and interviewed a couple of ER doctors about what kinds of things they've seen come through their doors. Turns out a lot of people get things lodged in their rectums.

"People go on the Internet and one thing leads to another," Dr Moskoff said on the show.

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Funny. When I go on the Internet, I wake to Etsy receipts in my inbox. Let this be your reminder to not put anything in your butt that doesn't have a handle, a sturdy string or a person attached to it. (Read more about what can go wrong in Ducky Doolittle's Why You Shouldn't Have Anal Sex.)

A Free E-Book on Choosing a Harness

Speaking of sticking things in people's butts, this week my blogging life partner's FREE e-book came out, "Queerie Bradshaw's Guide To Choosing A Harness," as part of Queerie's massive holiday give-away. She discusses everything from packing in public, to finding a harness for larger bodies, or finding one for those who already have a penis.

Marriage Equality Comes to New Mexico

And finally, congratulations to New Mexico and all who reside within for becoming the 17th state to legalize gay marriage.