Here’s what I found while selflessly scouring the Internet for you all.
Epiphora Makes All Other Sex Toy Reviewers JealousSome fan wrote the infamously snarky sex toy reviewer, Epiphora, and offered her their $1,300 used Sybian (which is some kind of riding machine that looks like a saddle rack to this farmer’s daughter). Sometimes blogging has its perks. In true Epiphora fashion, she gives it a wonderfully hilarious review, making all of us other sex toy reviewers jealous of her fans.
Bad Sex in Literature AwardI kind of hope to win this one day for a ridiculous love scene I write, but this year the award went to Manil Suri for his novel "The City of Devi". This excerpt proves he deserved the award:
Surely supernovas explode that instant, somewhere, in some galaxy. The hut vanishes, and with it the sea and the sands - only Karun's body, locked with mine, remains. We streak like superheroes past suns and solar systems, we dive through shoals of quarks and atomic nuclei. In celebration of our breakthrough fourth star, statisticians the world over rejoice.
Porn Stars Are InnovativeLA Weekly put together a great piece on porn stars who are innovative, because porn stars are a hell of a lot smarter than people give them credit for. The list includes one of my favorite porn stars, April Flores, and famous names like James Deen, Joanna Angel and Stoya.
Ann Pulley Tried Cosmo’s Sex Tips So You Don’t Have ToI’ve always wondered if those tips I read about at the supermarket check-out work. Now I don’t have to wonder anymore. (Hint: They don't. But read the piece. You won't believe the shit this mag's recommending.)
Unfortunately, not all stories about sex are as titillating as the ones above, but they’re still important to know about and read. For that reason, I’m also going to start including some not-so-sexy stories about sexuality as well, to keep us all well-rounded.
Consider this your NPR of sexy. So, here goes ...