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Dear Santa, I Want a Nexus Revo 2

Published: DECEMBER 13, 2013 | Updated: JUNE 8, 2022 02:00:55
Nothing says "I want to watch you have mind blowing orgasms" like giving someone a top-end anal toy as a gift.

This is part of our "Dear Santa" blog series, where some of the Web's top sex toy reviewers are picking out their favorite, most gift-worthy toys this year. So go ahead and stuff someone's stocking with something nice, will ya? 'Tis the season for sexy fun! Here's Andy from Ruffled Sheets with his top gift pick. You can read his full review of this toy here.


This year, all I want for Christmas is a Nexus Revo 2. Well OK, that's a lie. I already have one. But this innovative new sex toy might just be all you want this year ...

The Revo 2 is the new and updated version of the original Revo by Nexus. The original was the first anal toy that moved around to mimic the motion of a finger massaging the prostate. I know what you're thinking. I was skeptical, too. So much so I didn't even bother with the original Revo. I thought it would just be all gimmicks and no actual substance. However, when asked earlier on this year if I wanted to review the Revo 2, I succumbed. And I'm glad I did. (Also check out the new, updated Nexus Revo Slim.)

The Revo 2 is one of my favorite toys of 2013, alongside the Fun Factory Stronic Zwei and ElectraStim Urethra Probe and, for a time, it was the only toy I would use anally. If you've never tried an anal toy before ... Well, the Revo 2 may not be for you. Although it isn't huge, it's not really a beginner's toy and is quite expensive if you're not even sure if you like anal play. However, for seasoned anal practitioners and, in particular, those of you who enjoy prostate massage, this is possibly the toy for you. It's certainly my favorite prostate toy. (How can you give a prostate massage? Ducky Doolittle answers that question here.)


"Really?" I hear you ask. "A sex toy as a gift?" Yes! And this one in particular.

It really is one that can be used alone or with a partner. Now, it's not a butt plug as such, so it won't stay in during sex, if that's what your looking for. But if you want a toy that will give your partner amazing sensations whilst you stimulate them in other ways (prostate massage with a hand or blow job, anyone?) that also feels amazing if they use it on their own, this is the gift you're looking for.

Nexus Revo 2 prostate massager

Personally, I tend to use mine on my own. I just slip it in, turn it on, then lie back and feel awesome. It's the closest thing I've felt to an actual prostate massage. It's powerful, too. You can clench as hard as you can and you won't stop it form moving inside you.

So, yes, the Nexus Revo 2 is one of my top three toys of 2013 and would make a fantastic gift for a sexually aware partner or lover. Aside from its awesome performance, it's nicely packaged, completely body safe and comes with a really cool magnetic USB charger. You also get a neat little pouch for storage.

Can you imagine the scene? It's Christmas morning and you're in bed with your lover. You're exchanging presents and you pass them a gift-wrapped luxury sex toy. Trust me. Nothing says "I want to watch you have mind blowing orgasms" like giving someone a top-end anal toy as a gift. It'll be a Christmas you'll both remember.

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Andy from Ruffled Sheets is a sex toy reviewer, a consultant and a writer at erotica-uk.com. He has been a collector of sex toys for over 10 years and is passionate about helping others include toys into their regular sexual exploits.